This search term had me spewing coffee out my nose

I really needed a laugh today. I was looking through old posts and saw this, and it had the same effect on me it did the first time. I think I found the perfect photo for this too, which is as funny as the search term that inspired it.

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dealing with narcissistic cake decorator coworker

I don’t know quite why this one sent me into fits of uncontrollable laughter, but it just did.

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Laughing for no reason.

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I do this all the time. Does that mean I’m crazy?

Search terms roundup #7

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Furry narcissists.*

My search terms for the past 7 days. My comments are in bold.

2015-04-12 to Today
n 23 Looking up Narcissist?
songs about narcissists 7
song about narcissistic mothers 4
is demons by image dragons about narcissist 3 Yes, a self-aware one.
joel victoria osteen graphic cartoon 3
songs about narcissistic people 3
http://www.afternarcissistabuse.com 3
vulnerable narcissists 2
celebrities with narcissistic personality disorder 2
the vulnerable narcissist 2
narcissistic stare 2
https://luckyottershaven.com/2015/01/10/seven-deadly-sins-by-deviantarts-marta-dahlig/ 2
* furry narcissism 2 Good topic for a future article. Thanks!
aspergers and not drinking alcohol 2
l ron hubbard in 1973 documentary 2
narcissist father playing the victim 2
offensive christian bumper stickers 2
reptilian aliens narcissism 2
narcissus’s death flower 2
luckyottershaven 2
thanks 1
beth the psychopathic child 1
narcissist at a funeral 1
vigil daffodil 1
sociopath vs psychopath 1
lucky otter museumof narcissism 1
do narcissists love their mothers 1
do narcissists cry 1
streaking naked humiliation story 1
https://luckyottershaven.com/2014/11/30/could-reparenting-actually-cure-a-narcissist/ 1
narcissim and hell 1
psychopath snake eyes 1
reparenting a narcissist 1
famous people with narcissistic personality disorder 1
step mom exhibitionist story 1
munchausen by proxy cases world map 1
benign narcissist 1
onion 1
my way narcissistic song 1
how to get money from my narcissistic mother 1 Tell her you’re buying something for her with it.
exhibitionism at home with son 1 OMG! 😮
where in the bible did joel osteen find that eve bore two babies in one day 1 Osteen said that?
famous people narcissistic personality disorder 1
narcissism is a disease 1
pitiful narcissist 1
gaslighted how to tell 1
beth thomas 1
vulnerable and grandiose 1
family withholding inheritance because i’m bipolar 1 That really sucks.
chain reaction cycles 1
narcissistic projection blaming 1
narcissists and holidays 1
rock songs about narcissists 1
edm clow vibe evil 1 What?
illusions 1
ate only children typically narcisstic 1 I think you mean “are” not “ate”
grandiose narcissism, manipulation 1
otter documentaries/ you tube 1
healing after narcissistic abuse pinterest 1
is ferris bueller the villain 1 No, he was the hero but a psychopathic hero. Still a good movie.
narcissist boundary violations 1
is there a cure for cerebral narcissisim? 1 Yes, a kick in the head.
boys facing exams funny cartoon images 1
famous case of narcissism in a criminal 1
psychopath unconditional love 1 Um…isn’t this an oxymoron?
david berg psychopath 1
help my son is a furry 1 Accept what he is. It’s not as bad as you think.
autism and narcissists abuse 1
cerebral somatic narcissistic 1
bon jovi behavior 1980s 1
narcissists make you feel crazy 1 I agree.
pictures of malignant narcissists 1
only child narcissism 1
optical illusions 1
paul wink scapegoat golden child 1 I’ll have to look this person up.
celeb women with narcissistic personality disorder 1
narcissism first appearance 1
i was just a toy for him- quotes 1
michelle duggar covert narcissist 1 Covert or not, I’d say she’s a narcissist.
paranoia quotes funny 1
sorry to a friend 1
my birthday is like my death anniversary 1 I am so sorry.
celebrities with npd 1
boundaries narcissists violate 1
narcissist stares at me 1 They do that a lot.
psychopaths looking into their eyes 1
i’ve been permanently discard narcissist 1 Consider yourself lucky. You’re better off.
john and beth thomas 2015 1
wordpress return to classic mode 1 Yes, PLEASE!
vulnerable narcissism 1
psychedelic father and baby pics 1 That’s a trippy visual. Are you sure you don’t mean “psychopathic”?
narcissist grouchines 1
hysteria victorian literature enema 1 Um, interesting.
only child of narcissistic mother both golden child and scapegoat 1 That’s me!
famous person with narcissistic personality disorder 1
narcissit cards roz chast 1
eyes set to kill song quotes 1
he knew he was a narcissist 1
sam vaknin gaslighting social media 1
bumper stickers sa 1
psychopath and their gaze 1
spiritual help for the narcissist 1
empath and cats 1
histrionic silent treatment 1
avoidant personality disorder brought up as scapegoat 1
personality change male late 40s racist, depressed, angry, paranoid, envy 1
what makes narcs sad 1 Losing their source of supply.
lonely girl tumblr photography 1
i’m a highly sensitive person and i have a narcissist mother 1 Join the club.
narcissist celebrity 1
reptilian gaze 1
cerebral narcissist husband 1
psychopath and marriage 1
hsp and covert narcissist 1
being gaslighted by sociopath who has sex online 1
univerty i get to get the fuck otter mn try to froget my scoohl .com 1 What?
psychopath gaze 1
marriage to psychpath 1
best friends are people who make us laigh little louder wallpaper 1
spring season 1
narcissism and pets 1
malignant narcissist 1
do narcissists have scary eyes 1
charlie brown personality disorder 1 If I were to diagnose him, I’d say he has Avoidant PD.
is michelle duggar a narcissistic personality 1 Without a doubt.
do malignant narcissists regret 1
songs about narcissism 1
natcissist zero sentiment 1
malignant optimism disorder 1
hsp and narcissism 1
narcissists anonymous 1
how to take control when you are being gaslighted 1
Unknown search terms 816

Demon Mop Lady.

She looks pretty psychopathic to me. At best, a malignant narcissist who has just been denied her daily helping of Narcissistic Supply.

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Anyone need a totaled Honda Accord?

Some of you may remember my daughter’s car accident back in October. She was fine (thank goodness), but sadly, her car was not.

Today she posted this “ad” on the Facebook page NC Vehicles, which is a serious page for people trying to sell or buy vehicles.

The Ad:
Very nice 2002 Honda Accord for sale! 137k miles automatic, 4 door, power windows and locks, slight body damage but easily repairable with a little duct tape and super glue! Will take $6800 obo or will trade for a boat. For another $25 I will throw in a magnet from Joes Crab Shack I found on the floorboard when I bought it. This is a great deal, people!

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She posted this photo of the totaled car.

Here are some of the comments. Her replies are in bold.

Is that the tire under the door ?

It will buff out

Yes, that would be the tire underneath the door. It has minor body damage as you can see, but nothing that can’t be fixed.

Yeah it can be fixed upon a closer look lol

Yeah I got into a very minor accident which caused the airbags to deploy as well but without them you don’t need to worry about them not deploying next time, which is definitely a plus.

So do we have a deal Jerry? You’ll be missing out!!!

What engine is in this one?

Thanks but ill have to pass on this great deal im all out of duct tape and glue lol

I don’t know that much about cars but it does have a big hunk of metal under the hood which appears to make it run…so I assume that’s the engine…but it is a v6. I do know that much.

Damn well I’m sure it’ll go fast thank you for your interest tho!

Airbag came out its totaled ill give you a dollar for it u can keep your magnet

I can’t go lower than $6799.99…but that’s a great deal lower than the original $6800 I must say. And the magnet is so cool! You can put it on your refrigerator and I’m sure it’s got a story behind it. Maybe it was bought on a vacation. And has traveled a great distance.

Come on guys fixed it really would be a nice car

Yes it’s a hell of a deal! Won’t find nothin better I swear!

The car is totaled its not worth anything but for the motor or transmission

Lol at the people who don’t get it

Right? Like wow. Obviously it’s a joke.

Lol i like the magnet

But back to business! $6799.95 is the absolute lowest I will go and will even throw in the magnet for free! How fun! The front door does not close anymore due to the front end damage but you can just take it off and it’ll kinda be like an off roading adventure!

I am only selling this valuable Honda because the horn will not stop blaring since the accident and my neighbors have threatened to shoot it. I have considered finding the wire and unplugging it but then I remember the times I forgot where I’ve parked my car and what a nuisance it was so I like to know where it is at all times.

If you consider coming by to look at it, I would wear a beekeepers outfit only because there is now a wasp nest under the front passanger seat. You can have them for free as well.

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The Accord is not available for sale. At least she’s laughing about it now.
I told her she should start her own humor blog.

My son’s first video

This is a video my son made when he was 16, during the summer of 2008. He’s impersonating David Caruso, from CSI: Miami. To my knowledge, this was the first Youtube video he ever made. It’s no longer on Youtube, but recently I found it on his Facebook timeline.

He’s gotten so much better since he made this, but I think it’s still hilarious and very cute.
His career goal is to become a professional filmmaker or film editor.

Enjoy!

For comparison, here are 4 music videos he made that are much more recent.

4 music videos my son made

I have decided to take this blog down.

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After much soul searching, I have come to the decision to take down this blog.

I simply have too many things going on at the moment to devote so much time to writing about mental health issues and realize I’m just not that interested in this subject anymore.

So, until I find a new focus, I am taking this blog down.

I apologize to my followers for this last minute decision. I know some of you visit here every day. Rest assured, I will miss you all as much as you will miss visiting here. But I have no other choice right now.
There are plenty of other blogs covering the topics of narcissism and mental health issues. Please check Info and Support in the header for some of my suggestions.

There is one last thing I have to say before I sign off for good.

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APRIL FOOL!

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Gotcha!

Search terms roundup #6

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Okay, so I finally posted my “scary” post. Before I post the next one (even scarier in a way than the last–when you read it you’ll understand why), I wanted something funny and lighthearted so here are this week’s search terms. I always find these so entertaining.

2015-03-15 to Today
Search Views

songs about narcissism 5
youtube song narcissist lover 3
blogs on men delivered from jezebel/narcissistic spirit 3 [Interesting.]
narcissist song 2
sam vaknin psychopath eyes 2 [sort of]
narcissistic stare 2
narcissistic families are like a cult 2 [Excellent observation.]
i’m not antisocial will smith 2 [LOL!]
song about hating a narcissist love 2
malignant narcissistic mothers liars 2
do narcissists cry 2
sociopath vs psychopath vs narcissist 2 [It’s confusing, isn’t it?]
kimbra famous fears me 2 [WHAT?]
1980’s narssistic music 2
narcissists who become victims of abuse 2 [It’s happened.]
songs about narcissists 2
reptilian stare psychopath 2
are narcs affectionate 1 [Not really. Getting hugged by one is like getting hugged by a raptor.]
psychopaths are made 1
i ahte narcissism song 1 [ate it or hate it?]
song about narcissism 1
things introverts won’t tell you 1
15 things introverts will never tell you 1
carton funny stickers smile laughing love angry sorry crying 1
does the narcissist serve a spiritual purpose 1
narcissist bucket list for you 1
thanks 1 [anytime!]
songs with narcissist in the lyrics 1
aspergers arrested 1
narcissism survivor network 1
narcissts wierd little laugh 1 [Hehe!]
obsessed with my narcissistic ex 1
hop into easter skip ole’ winter jump into spring 1
aspergers being arrested 1
tove lo hobbie 1
are narcissists redeemable 1 [The jury’s out on that. Most people seem to think not].
gaslighting examples 1
why narcicisst hurt hsp 1
narcissism sociopath how to tell by their eyes 1
borderline personality disorder relationships 1
best songs about narcissism 1
narcissists hate christmas 1 [I know many who love it but they always ruin it for everyone else.]
npd with bpd, aspd 1 [Is it possible to have all 3 in the same person?]
jesus wasnt aware of narcissists 1 [Why do you think that?]
do autistisc not have intimacy 1
communication with narcissist 1
what do you do if you are being gaslighted? 1 [Run like hell.]
narcissistic agenda 1
furry otter 1 [hah!]
my psychopath child stories 1
narrsists are hot 1 [I love your creative spelling.]
narcissism in the movies 1
funny narcissistic stories 1
spring 1
10 narcissistic song 1
fake friends 1
place of safety for disowned teenagers 1
my daughter made me cry 1
songs of the narcissist 1
why is road rage a narcissistic personality 1
best optical illusion hd wallpaper mysterious pics 1
infj mirroring a sociopath 1 [Good article idea for the future, thanks!]
do hsp have comorbid borderline personality disorder 1 [I do, I do!]
narcissistic disorder bumper stickers 1 [There are bumper stickers for ACONs? I’d be scared a narc might tailgate me if they saw one on my car.]
malignant narc 1
empaths think their crap doesnt stink 1 [Okay, you’re entitled to your opinion.]
famous person has narcissistic personality disorder 1 [Which one?]
narcissism tales 1
the problem with me is that i love too much… i care too much quotes 1
museum of online trolls 1 [I’d like to see that.]
albert einstein quote narcissistic people 1
celebrities with narcissistic personality disorder 1
how do i convince my 13 year old daughter that she has been brainwashed by a narcissistic psychopath 1 [Get her away from the narc if you can.]
jennifer bush believes her mother kathy made her sick 1
love chast 1
recovering from narcissistic abuse 1
youtube going no contact 1
seeing through the narcissists mask 1 [Let me know how that works out for you.]
righteous anger is not bad 1
psychopaths have no taste or hobbies they copy others 1 [Good observation. They are copycats.]
my daughter is borderline 1
what happened to brother beth thomas 1
narcassitic songs 1
jokes about being narcissistic 1
narcissist jumped into relationship 1
some guys hitting on mt exhibionist wife 1
does robert durst really have aspergers 1 [No, he is an evil raging psychopath.]
robert durst eye tricks 1 [Creepy! 😮 ]
cerebral narcissist 1
songs about narcissistic girls 1
people hate me and treat me like im stupid 1 [I’m sorry, that sucks.]
Unknown search terms 750

WT actual F is up with all the random bananas at stoplights?

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Pairs of bananas hanging at almost every stoplight, Batman! I’ve been seeing this all over the Asheville, NC area. It’s so funny and random! What does it mean?

Narcissism, yo.

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