Some of you may remember my daughter’s car accident back in October. She was fine (thank goodness), but sadly, her car was not.
Today she posted this “ad” on the Facebook page NC Vehicles, which is a serious page for people trying to sell or buy vehicles.
The Ad:
Very nice 2002 Honda Accord for sale! 137k miles automatic, 4 door, power windows and locks, slight body damage but easily repairable with a little duct tape and super glue! Will take $6800 obo or will trade for a boat. For another $25 I will throw in a magnet from Joes Crab Shack I found on the floorboard when I bought it. This is a great deal, people!
She posted this photo of the totaled car.
Here are some of the comments. Her replies are in bold.
Is that the tire under the door ?
It will buff out
Yes, that would be the tire underneath the door. It has minor body damage as you can see, but nothing that can’t be fixed.
Yeah it can be fixed upon a closer look lol
Yeah I got into a very minor accident which caused the airbags to deploy as well but without them you don’t need to worry about them not deploying next time, which is definitely a plus.
So do we have a deal Jerry? You’ll be missing out!!!
What engine is in this one?
Thanks but ill have to pass on this great deal im all out of duct tape and glue lol
I don’t know that much about cars but it does have a big hunk of metal under the hood which appears to make it run…so I assume that’s the engine…but it is a v6. I do know that much.
Damn well I’m sure it’ll go fast thank you for your interest tho!
Airbag came out its totaled ill give you a dollar for it u can keep your magnet
I can’t go lower than $6799.99…but that’s a great deal lower than the original $6800 I must say. And the magnet is so cool! You can put it on your refrigerator and I’m sure it’s got a story behind it. Maybe it was bought on a vacation. And has traveled a great distance.
Come on guys fixed it really would be a nice car
Yes it’s a hell of a deal! Won’t find nothin better I swear!
The car is totaled its not worth anything but for the motor or transmission
Lol at the people who don’t get it
Right? Like wow. Obviously it’s a joke.
Lol i like the magnet
But back to business! $6799.95 is the absolute lowest I will go and will even throw in the magnet for free! How fun! The front door does not close anymore due to the front end damage but you can just take it off and it’ll kinda be like an off roading adventure!
I am only selling this valuable Honda because the horn will not stop blaring since the accident and my neighbors have threatened to shoot it. I have considered finding the wire and unplugging it but then I remember the times I forgot where I’ve parked my car and what a nuisance it was so I like to know where it is at all times.
If you consider coming by to look at it, I would wear a beekeepers outfit only because there is now a wasp nest under the front passanger seat. You can have them for free as well.
The Accord is not available for sale. At least she’s laughing about it now.
I told her she should start her own humor blog.
Lucky Otters Haven 