Not sure what to buy your restless cat for Christmas? Does your cat get so bored and attention starved he walks all over your keyboard while you are trying to get work done?
Don’t settle for boring old catnip mice and plastic balls with bells inside. Get your cat the FLOATING JUDGMENT BOX! He or she will be the envy of all other cats in the neighborhood and your keyboard will be cat-free.
Credit:
http://www.funnyjunk.com/Floating+judgment+box/funny-pictures/5367004/
Credit: The New Yorker
I have them. I can be a little ditzy sometimes. Yesterday’s was a doozy.
I had gone shopping and arrived home around 3 PM. I unloaded the bags from the car and went inside and started putting away the groceries. I didn’t go back out and spent the rest of the day indoors.
This morning on my way to work I couldn’t find my car keys. Before panicking, I decided I should go look in the car and see if I left them there.
Well, as it turned out, they were there alright–and the car was running! I had forgotten to go back outside and turn off the ignition after grocery shopping! The car sat there in my driveway running for 16 hours.
I was afraid there’d be no gas, but the car was actually running, and there was still 1/2 a tank! All I could do was feel incredibly stupid and laugh. It could have been bad–I could have had an empty tank and not been able to start my car, or even worse, the car could have been stolen!
Credit: @TheWeirdWorld on Twitter
I love “awkward moment” memes. I can relate to so many of them. Ever have any of these?
Looks like my son maybe made his first viral tweet!
This is actually really sad. Not only because the guy died, but because it took five days for anyone to even notice. But still…it’s funny. I couldn’t help laughing.
Thursday silliness!
Photo courtesy of You Had One Job @_youhadonejob1 (Twitter.com)
This was a real thread started on an NPD forum.
You can too! I spent ten years in and out of therapists’s offices. I was considered incurable and most of those therapists gave up on trying to cure me. I was practically black-listed by the APA! I didn’t want my narcissism anymore, but what could I do? I was desperate! I had no choice but to cure myself, and I found out how to do it! After months of study, I found a proven, simple, PAINLESS, 100% effective method of getting rid of NPD! I cured myself of my NPD in only three months, and SO CAN YOU! If you want your narcissism to leave you for good but are tired of being broke from the thousands of dollars you are forking over for know-nothing therapists who only want to line their pockets by making you feel worse, then you have NO EXCUSE not to order my proven ten step program which is GUARANTEED to cure you of NPD in 6 months OR LESS–FOREVER! Unlike those ineffective shrinks who are getting rich off your pain, my method is FUN and PAINLESS!
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The ten step method was a set of 12 CD’s and a booklet for $300 (paid in monthly installments) + shipping and handling
I wonder how many refunds this person had to “cheerfully” offer to gullible narcissists.
The thread was locked by a moderator for “spamming” and “shameless self promotion” as well as for “giving misleading information to the mentally ill.”
Most of my spam gets auto-deleted, but some still makes it through. Here are a few new gems dug up from my spam folder.
The headline referred to was my page called “Chicken Soup.”
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How many times was this translated and from what obscure languages?
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You can always tell a spam post because of how fake and contrived they sound.
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What’s an aspiring blog blogger?
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WHAT? (I like cats though.)
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Spelchek iz yur frend.
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