Spam, wonderful spam.

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Most of my spam gets auto-deleted, but some still makes it through.   Here are a few new gems dug up from my spam folder.

 

I’m not even going to read this. The headline tells me enough, and it’s disgusting.

The headline referred to was my page called “Chicken Soup.”

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Why people stiⅼl mɑke usе oof to read news paperrs wɦᥱn in this technological globe the
ᴡhole thingg iѕ ɑvailable օn net?

How many times was this translated and from what obscure languages?

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Hi! This post could not be written any better! Reading this post reminds me of my good old room mate!
He always kept talking about this. I will forward this article to him.
Fairly certain he will have a good read. Thank you for sharing!

You can always tell a spam post because of how fake and contrived they sound.

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Hmm it seems like your blog ate my first comment (it was extremely long) so I guess I’ll just sum it up what I had written and say, I’m thoroughly enjoying your blog. I as well am an aspiring blog blogger but I’m still new to everything. Do you have any helpful hints for novice blog writers? I’d genuinely appreciate it.

What’s an aspiring blog blogger?

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Ay! I recognise this. Cramped space, reparations, irritations… and cats. Ayayay

WHAT?  (I like cats though.)

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Excellent site. Lots of useful indo here. I am sending it to
a few buddiies ans alsoo sharing iin delicious.
And naturally, thaks in yur sweat!

Spelchek iz yur frend.

 

 

 

 

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About luckyotter

Recovering from BPD and C-PTSD due to narcissistic abuse from childhood. Married to a sociopath for 20 years. Proud INFJ, Enneagram type 4w5. Animal lover, music lover, cat mom, unapologetic geek, fan of the absurd, progressive Catholic, mom to 2, mental illness stigma activist, anti-Trumper. #RESISTANCE
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19 Responses to Spam, wonderful spam.

  1. jdawgswords says:

    Great post…llokin foorward to future posts….lol…I hope you’re smiling…I barely get comments and so far I haven’t seen much spam

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  2. cyranny says:

    OMG… That gave a good laugh! Especially since I was preparing something similar with some leftover Spam I kept because it was just too dang funny! It should be on my Blog tomorrow or Wednesday… And I’ll make sure to link in your page for more yummy Spam 🙂

    Great minds think alike, they say…. (Who’s “they”??) 😉

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  3. Then there are the nasty ones which criticize your blog and make you upset–until you discover a million other blogs have the exact same comment. 😀

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  4. amommasview says:

    Hahahaha… oh yes, I recognized some of them… Although, it was not about the room made in my case but it was about the brother 😉

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  5. Bradley says:

    These are too funny and seem familiar. I might have to follow your lead and post some of mine someday.

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  6. dray0308 says:

    Reblogged this on DREAM BIG DREAM OFTEN and commented:
    Fun with Spam on Lucky Otter’s Haven!!

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  7. Fabi Blogger says:

    lol 😀 You know you’re doing something right when your spam folder looks like that!

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  8. dennis says:

    Now – could these smelly wretches – the spam-shovers – simply mail the *tinned* material instead of the impossible-to-decipher rubbish-grade verbiage?

    Hint: I like the jalapeño-flavored kind. A tin or three t’would serve. Thanks.

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