Frozen account.

Posted on May 16, 2016 by luckyotter

From an actual conversation:

My son (to his roommate):
Why is there a debit card in the freezer?

Roommate:
The account’s frozen.

Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos #2

Posted on May 5, 2016 by luckyotter

I can’t get enough of these. Here’s the second installment. If you need more, like I do, you can visit their website:

http://terriblerealestateagentphotos.com/

This property was previously used as Module 3 in an Aversion Therapy course to treat severe paranoia.

For a variety of reasons, this is one shower that should be checked thoroughly before use.

Some people like to read while on the toilet. Others prefer to be inundated by multiple confusing and contradictory reflections of themselves, repeating into infinity.

“Paint me like one of your French girls“

This bathroom features a small sink, a mirror, and a man with a beard who just sort of stands there.

That way you can still work on the garden even if it’s raining.

“Totally safe, I swear. They’re not due back til the afternoon”

“OK guys they’re coming back. Hold still and stay quiet.”

Garden Chairs of Solitude are notoriously easy to offend. It’ll take a sincere apology to bring this one back to the table.

The first Garden Chair of Solitude Olympics were not a success.

Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos #1:

Terrible real estate agent photos.

Show-off.

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Mood Swing

Posted on April 16, 2016 by luckyotter

Pretend it’s 1995.

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1995

I Liked the Motivational Ones Better

Posted on March 29, 2016 by luckyotter

This made me laugh and everyone can use one of those.
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What???

Posted on March 22, 2016 by luckyotter

I just saw this ad in my sidebar. It’s a real ad, not a joke.

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Church Bulletin Bloopers

Posted on March 20, 2016 by luckyotter

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Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:

1. Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

2. Announcement in a church bulletin for a national PRAYER & FASTING Conference: “The cost for attending the Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

3. The sermon this morning: “Jesus Walks on the Water.”
The sermon tonight: “Searching for Jesus.”

4. Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall – Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.

5. Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don’t forget your husbands.

6. The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict.

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