I just can’t get enough of her cartoons and I just love these fake “card” ads. The first one, “Narcissist Cards” is my favorite, and included on the Joke Page. The others are pretty great too.
She totally gets it.
These must be for the codependents.
If you lost your source of narcissistic supply, you can send yourself these and be your own supply!
You never can find the right thing to say…
My spam is usually pretty boring, but here are two bizarre spam comments I got today. Bluebird of Bitterness will be proud!
A second WARNING: Probabilities are, as soon as you enter Wendy, your Arousal Meter will fill completely and quickly release, therefore invoking a far too abbreviated end towards the challenge. You are going to earn five from the likely 10 Existence Factors and move on along with your Existence, but it’s a somewhat embarrassing strategy to end factors.
Select comment mulberry bush nursery
Make contact with each of the women in your checklist at the least two months ahead of the event to determine what weekends they are 100 % free and what they like to do. It aids to get a checklist of concerns in front of you should you don’t know every guest personally, that’s sometimes the case with giant bridal events. The concerns are usually, ” What sports activities do you like to perform?” “Do you love board games?” “Are you interested in spa providers?”.
So I’m on jury duty today, but I got the dates confused and thought the 28th was tomorrow. I had put a time off request in at work almost a month ago for this, so when I showed up at work this morning, my boss gave me a strange look and asked what I was doing there.
“Huh?” I ask stupidly.
“Don’t you remember you had jury duty today?” My boss looks at me like I have toadstools growing out of my head.
“What? Oh–um, that was today?” I start rummaging around in my bag to find my phone so I can check the date. There’s actually a calendar right on the wall behind my boss’s head.
“Wait a second–that was on the 28th. Today’s the 28th?” I finally dig out my phone, fumble with it and it drops on the floor.
My boss is smirking at me. I’m so embarrassed. People are watching this exchange. I bend over to pick up the phone.
“Today is the 28th,” she says like she’s talking to a two year old. “You better get going or there will be a warrant out for you.”
I look at the phone. She’s right.
I’m blushing fire engine red. She’s laughing at me.
“Sorry, well, I better go then.” Frantically I pull on my jacket and scarf and leave.
I drive dangerously, above the speed limit. First I have to go home and get the paperwork that includes a free parking ticket for the courthouse. I grab what I need and get back in the car and speed downtown, weaving in and out of traffic, which is something I never do. I’m usually a very careful driver.
Parking downtown is always a nightmare, but at least I get free parking today.
I was supposed to be at the courthouse at 8:45; I make it by 9:35.
I show the woman at the desk my paperwork and mumble an apology about getting confused about what day it was. She’s surprisingly nice about it and it turns out they haven’t even started yet.
There are two cases. I don’t know yet if I’ll be called to serve.
We get a two hour lunch, enough time for me to go home and write this post. I have to be back at 1:50, so I’ll wrap this up, eat some soup and leave.
Inability to focus on the here and now and being scatterbrained is an Aspie curse that makes life very embarrassing sometimes. I’ve been accused of having no common sense, and it’s sort of true. But it’s kind of funny too. It could have been bad if my boss hadn’t reminded me. I could be in handcuffs right now.
This is an actual ad, not a joke.
This guy seems to have a love/hate relationship with his pet.
Willie ❤
My son tweeted this, but what’s he talking about? He lives in Florida!
1. We admitted we were powerless over how great we are–and making other people’s lives unmanageable.
2. We came to believe that there is no power greater than ourselves and everyone else must be restored to sanity to recognize how great we are.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of Ourselves. (We might need some narcissistic supply from you from time to time to keep ourselves propped up, however.)
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves and found nothing wrong with our morals.
5. Admitted to God (who’s God anyway? Me?), to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our superiority over others.
6. Were entirely ready to have God remove any stray defects of character from us and project them onto others.
7. Humbly asked Him to keep blessing us with more power over others.
8. Made a list of all persons we want to harm, and became willing to manipulate and torment them all.
9. Did not make direct amends to other people at any time, except when to do so would injure them or others.
10. Continued to take personal inventory, and when we were wrong, promptly denied it, projected it, or gaslighted against someone.
11. Sought through navel-gazing and meditation on ourselves how to improve our conscious contact with Ourselves as we understood us to be, praying only for knowledge that will enable us to one day become Gods ourselves.
12. Having realized we were magnificent specimens of perfect humanity, we tried to carry this message to everyone we come into contact with, especially those who are under our thrall. We continued to practice these principles in all our affairs.
The Haven needs a little fun, and this post made me giggle, so I’m reblogging it even though it’s almost Sunday. 🙂
I love reading my search terms. Among the predictable and dull, there are always some hilarious ones there too. Here are my latest (from the past 7 days). I’ve highlighted the ones that made me spew various beverages out of my nose. (My comments, if I included any, are highlighted in parentheses.)
2014-12-25 to Today
Search Views
thanks 3
narcissistic abuse comment 3
https://otterlover58.wordpress.com/2014/12/10/narcissism-is-a-family-disease/ 3
narcissists hate happy people 2
can narcissists also be autistic 2 (Interesting–this may be worth looking into and writing about)
malignant narcissism vaknin 2
parents hate furries 2
500 pound peep 2
thanxx 1
raised by narcissists 1
psychopathic stare & smirk 1
hsp and narcissist 1
narcissistic supply mother 1
famous people with npd 1
sam vaknin say jesus is narcissist 1
why people with personality disorders ruin the holidays 1
2014 pop song: im narcissistic and 1
psychopaths hate intamacy 1
merrimints candy 1
what do psycos hate 1
sam vaknin liar 1
did sam vankin say he’s a narcissist? 1
what causes a child that is very intelligent to become stupid in adulthood 1
beth psychopath 1
npd mother so i reject my beauty 1 (Interesting)
how to change my origin email 1
somatic narcissism and relationships 1
is joel osteen narcissistic 1
jodi arias 1
millennials are narcissistic 1
sam vaknin narcissist dog 1 (Ermmm…thinking of keeping Sam as a pet? You might want to check with his wife about that first)
the psychopathic stare celebrities 1
narcissists are in hell 1
vain and narcissistic hip hop music 1 (I think pretty much all of it is?)
narcissist mother blog december 2014 1
avoidant scapegoat 1
my “toad” dad and my narcissistic mom 1 (Is that what happened when she kissed him?)
stupid narcissist bitch 1
konversation narcissist 1
sam vatkin traits 1
why are psychopaths so good to their pets 1 (Ummmm…see this: https://otterlover58.wordpress.com/2014/11/16/psychopaths-and-pets/)
jesus 1
i hate cream cheese 1
dad pimps daughter 1
nipping narcissistic behavior 1 (maybe this is the same person mistaking Sam Vaknin for a dog).
narcissist and the occult 1
narcissists golden child and theft of money 1
Unknown search terms 149
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