Posted on April 16, 2016 by luckyotter

I Liked the Motivational Ones Better

Posted on March 29, 2016 by luckyotter

This made me laugh and everyone can use one of those.
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What???

Posted on March 22, 2016 by luckyotter

I just saw this ad in my sidebar. It’s a real ad, not a joke.

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Church Bulletin Bloopers

Posted on March 20, 2016 by luckyotter

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Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:

1. Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

2. Announcement in a church bulletin for a national PRAYER & FASTING Conference: “The cost for attending the Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

3. The sermon this morning: “Jesus Walks on the Water.”
The sermon tonight: “Searching for Jesus.”

4. Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall – Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.

5. Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don’t forget your husbands.

6. The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict.

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What the F is this?

Posted on March 17, 2016 by luckyotter

Any ideas?

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Happy Caturday

Posted on March 6, 2016 by luckyotter

You can’t look at pictures of cats and have a bad day. You just can’t.

Look what I just got in the mail!

Posted on February 16, 2016 by luckyotter

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My friend just sent me a copy of this book. I didn’t go to work today but I woke up still feeling moody and out of sorts and I sure could use a few laughs. To get in the right mood, I’m drinking a blueberry-pomegranate-banana smoothie and nibbling on some dark-chocolate covered espresso beans (both pictured above). Arranged on the 1970s-looking shag rug, along with its props, I think my new book feels right at home.

Maybe I should be listening to some White Stripes or Simon and Garfunkel to get the entire multi-sensory Hipster experience.

I sure wish I was a real Trustafarian, but at least I can pretend I’m one for today.

Here’s a closeup of the cover. I’m not sure if you can read the captions or not.

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