Not sure what to buy your restless cat for Christmas? Does your cat get so bored and attention starved he walks all over your keyboard while you are trying to get work done?
Don’t settle for boring old catnip mice and plastic balls with bells inside. Get your cat the FLOATING JUDGMENT BOX! He or she will be the envy of all other cats in the neighborhood and your keyboard will be cat-free.
Credit:
http://www.funnyjunk.com/Floating+judgment+box/funny-pictures/5367004/
Credit: The New Yorker
1. You don’t have to spend a fortune on presents.
2. You read more than the average person.
3. You tend to be educated beyond your schooling, because you read so much.
4. People think of you as smart and/or deep. Because you’re self-educated from all that reading.
5. You project an aura of mystery. This can be sexy. (It can also be creepy).
6. You stay out of drama, or at least you try to.
7. You tend to be able to see more than one side of a situation because you’re always observing other people and you think so much and give yourself time to reflect.
8. You have more insight into yourself and others.
9. You appreciate nature. This extends to animals. As an introvert, you feel more in tune with living things if they’re non-human. Beautiful scenery inspires you.
10. You’re probably artistic. Or musical. Or literary.
11. Your friendships, being fewer, tend to be deep and close ones.
12. Once you have chosen someone as a friend, they can count on a friend for life.
13. It’s hard for you to be bored, because you’re so good at being entertained all by yourself without the help of others.
Halloween just wouldn’t be Halloween without spooky clowns, right?
Mentalfloss lists 7 little known and interesting facts about this very old profession.
http://mentalfloss.com/article/87942/7-things-you-didnt-know-about-clowns
Depending on who you ask, clowns are either harmless fun or the stuff of nightmares. But no matter where your opinion falls, there’s a lot going on beneath the face paint of this surprisingly old profession. There’s even a story behind the iconic red nose: It can be traced to a member of the Fratellini family named Albert, who originated the Auguste clown archetype—complete with the world debut of the bright red clown nose. Now make like a clown car and stuff as many of these facts in your head as you can.
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I have them. I can be a little ditzy sometimes. Yesterday’s was a doozy.
I had gone shopping and arrived home around 3 PM. I unloaded the bags from the car and went inside and started putting away the groceries. I didn’t go back out and spent the rest of the day indoors.
This morning on my way to work I couldn’t find my car keys. Before panicking, I decided I should go look in the car and see if I left them there.
Well, as it turned out, they were there alright–and the car was running! I had forgotten to go back outside and turn off the ignition after grocery shopping! The car sat there in my driveway running for 16 hours.
I was afraid there’d be no gas, but the car was actually running, and there was still 1/2 a tank! All I could do was feel incredibly stupid and laugh. It could have been bad–I could have had an empty tank and not been able to start my car, or even worse, the car could have been stolen!
Credit: @TheWeirdWorld on Twitter
I love “awkward moment” memes. I can relate to so many of them. Ever have any of these?
Looks like my son maybe made his first viral tweet!
This is actually really sad. Not only because the guy died, but because it took five days for anyone to even notice. But still…it’s funny. I couldn’t help laughing.
Thursday silliness!
Photo courtesy of You Had One Job @_youhadonejob1 (Twitter.com)
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