Narcissistic Traits by Sun Sign.

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This isn’t meant to be serious; I don’t even believe in astrology, but I still thought this article was interesting and funny.  Who knows, maybe there’s some truth to it too.

Narcissistic Traits By Sun Sign

By Jacqueline Hart

Aries- The all out, malignant Narcissist. He is always right, likely to be violent or a loud abuser. Temper is sudden and explosive, and if you leave him he will stalk you even though he is likely already sleeping with your sister and best friend.

Taurus- This Narcissist wants stuff and will sell their grandmother to get it. Change your bank passwords if you break up with a Taurus Narcissist.

Gemini- The two faced Narcissist. This is the narcissist who runs the smear campaign and hides behind “flying monkeys.” They behave as though nothing bothers them because they prefer not to get their hands dirty. After all, they have to keep the image of the public persona spotless. This narcissist uses words to wound.

Cancer- The victim narcissist. Probably on meds for depression or anxiety, but not seeing a therapist. Epic mother issues that include all mothers, including the mother/s of their own children. He will fight you for the kids in court, and then abandon them. (Because if you have a baby, you can’t be the baby!) This narcissist will cheat with same sex partners or whoever is available. They need constant babying or there will be a temper tantrum.

Leo- Stereotypical narcissist. It’s all about them all the time. The charmer, the romantic, and the makes you want to puke in your mouth every time they speak because they are so obviously full of themselves, kind of narcissist. This is the malignant type of narcissist, the Hollywood version of narcissist.

Virgo- This Narcissist will attempt to confuse you with mundane details that disguise the lies they tell. When angry they destroy your finances or physical property. They will use anything they do for you as leverage to prove you are ungrateful and don’t deserve them. This is the sign that will claim they have cancer or another terminal illness, for attention.

Libra- The cheating isn’t a one night stand, it’s a hidden wife and three kids. Women will use affection and making you look good, or bad, to control you. Change all bank passwords and don’t put anything in their name. They are also likely to stalk you if you try to leave them. This is a sad narcissist, because Libra is all about relationships, and a narcissist will never find what they want because they cannot give what is required.

Scorpio- Run. This Narcissist uses sex and fear to intimidate, control and cause pain. A healthy Scorpio is a being capable of death and rebirth within one lifetime. They can shed old behaviors and characters and reinvent themselves, beautifully. In the narcissist, this ability is blocked by wounds and fear. This is the narcissist on the FBI’s most wanted list. Like I said, run.

Sagittarius- This one prefers public humiliation. Where most narcissists are kind in public and humiliate you at home, the Sagittarius narcissist reverses this approach with a similar effect. This narc makes you believe you are only safe when you are alone with and completely dependent upon him. Gross, huh? The Sagittarius narcissist also hides in religion or spiritual beliefs. This is the David Koresh narcissist.This Narcissist is always right and will use gaslighting like it’s their job.

Capricorn- This narcissist uses guilt and authority to control. His favorite weapon is fear and he comes off as the disappointed father or teacher who has no choice but to teach you a lesson. They are likely to be scarier when silent, than when speaking.

Aquarius- This narcissist is definitely using their connections in whatever circles to intimidate their prey. You will find the proof of the affairs and other lies on the internet and by hacking their email and social media. This narcissist is interested in appearing to be a guru or inspirational leader.

Pisces- The lies will be epic and constant. They are not happy unless they are someone’s victim and if you refuse to abuse them, that’s okay. They will act like you do and they will tell everyone you do. If you even look as though you might be thinking about confronting them with a real issue, you will be faced with manufactured pain and tears so over the top you are likely to be embarrassed for the two of you. This is the addicted narcissist.

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What Sign is Your Personality Disorder?

What sign is your personality disorder?

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This post is strictly for fun. It’s not meant to belittle personality disorders or the people who have them, nor do I believe in astrology. The idea came from a funny conversation I was having on Facebook today.

Cluster A Personality Disorders (anxious)

1. Avoidant: Cancer
(fearful of rejection, sensitive, homebody, shy, cautious)

2. Dependent: Pisces
(wants to be taken care of, clingy, passive, codependent)

3. Obsessive-compulsive: Virgo/Taurus
(clean/neat freak, obsessed with order and predictability; cautious and stubborn)

Cluster B Personality Disorders (dramatic, emotional)

1. Borderline: Libra
(wild mood swings, romantic fantasies, changes mind, can’t make decisions, can’t take sides)

2. Narcissistic: Scorpio/Aries
(vindictive when injured, easily offended; arrogant and entitled, infantile)

3. Histrionic: Leo
(full of themselves, dramatic displays of shallow emotion, vain, grandiose)

4. Antisocial: Gemini
(two faced, fast talkers, glib, deceitful, manipulative)

Cluster C Personality Disorders (odd or eccentric)

1. Schizoid: Capricorn
(asocial, reclusive, rigid, serious)

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What sign is your personality disorder?

astrology

This post is strictly for fun. It’s not meant to belittle personality disorders or the people who have them, nor do I believe in astrology. The idea came from a funny conversation I was having on Facebook today.

Cluster A Personality Disorders (anxious)

1. Avoidant: Cancer
(fearful of rejection, sensitive, homebody, shy, cautious)

2. Dependent: Pisces
(wants to be taken care of, clingy, passive, codependent)

3. Obsessive-compulsive: Virgo/Taurus
(clean/neat freak, obsessed with order and predictability; cautious and stubborn)

Cluster B Personality Disorders (dramatic, emotional)

1. Borderline: Libra
(wild mood swings, romantic fantasies, changes mind, can’t make decisions, can’t take sides)

2. Narcissistic: Scorpio/Aries
(vindictive when injured, easily offended; arrogant and entitled, infantile)

3. Histrionic: Leo
(full of themselves, dramatic displays of shallow emotion, vain, grandiose)

4. Antisocial: Gemini
(two faced, fast talkers, glib, deceitful, manipulative)

Cluster C Personality Disorders (odd or eccentric)

1. Schizoid: Capricorn
(asocial, reclusive, rigid, serious)

2. Schizotypal: Aquarius/Sagittarius
(odd thinking, delusions, eccentric ideas, not all “there”)

3. Paranoid: Capricorn.
(like Schizoid, but thinks everyone’s against them)

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