What sign is your personality disorder?

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This post is strictly for fun. It’s not meant to belittle personality disorders or the people who have them, nor do I believe in astrology. The idea came from a funny conversation I was having on Facebook today.

Cluster A Personality Disorders (anxious)

1. Avoidant: Cancer
(fearful of rejection, sensitive, homebody, shy, cautious)

2. Dependent: Pisces
(wants to be taken care of, clingy, passive, codependent)

3. Obsessive-compulsive: Virgo/Taurus
(clean/neat freak, obsessed with order and predictability; cautious and stubborn)

Cluster B Personality Disorders (dramatic, emotional)

1. Borderline: Libra
(wild mood swings, romantic fantasies, changes mind, can’t make decisions, can’t take sides)

2. Narcissistic: Scorpio/Aries
(vindictive when injured, easily offended; arrogant and entitled, infantile)

3. Histrionic: Leo
(full of themselves, dramatic displays of shallow emotion, vain, grandiose)

4. Antisocial: Gemini
(two faced, fast talkers, glib, deceitful, manipulative)

Cluster C Personality Disorders (odd or eccentric)

1. Schizoid: Capricorn
(asocial, reclusive, rigid, serious)

2. Schizotypal: Aquarius/Sagittarius
(odd thinking, delusions, eccentric ideas, not all “there”)

3. Paranoid: Capricorn.
(like Schizoid, but thinks everyone’s against them)

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Recovering from BPD and C-PTSD due to narcissistic abuse from childhood. Married to a sociopath for 20 years. Proud INFJ, Enneagram type 4w5. Animal lover, music lover, cat mom, unapologetic geek, fan of the absurd, progressive Catholic, mom to 2, mental illness stigma activist, anti-Trumper. #RESISTANCE
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14 Responses to What sign is your personality disorder?

  1. JoelF says:

    Borderline – I’m Libran. bullseye. this made me smile. I thought i’m all of the above, but hey i can’t be greedy right? ๐Ÿ™‚

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  2. susanbotchie says:

    i Lucky, i’m lIbra too, and have those pathetIc tendencies , but the Lord ( certainly not i) is changing that. RomantIc fantasIe$ – blech – idolatry .

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  3. I am going to be greedy and say I am the whole lot depending on where I am on my depressive cycle.

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  4. Just Plain Ol' Vic says:

    I am a Virgo and OCD – no denying that!

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  5. sepultura13 says:

    LOL – Aries, so I guess I’m Narcissist…go figure!
    ๐Ÿ˜€

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