Global warming, you say?


It’s almost May and it’s 47 degrees outside and windy. Brrrrr!

Why is it so damn cold outside?


It’s the end of April and it might as well be early March. It’s cold enough I had to turn on the heat and wear a coat when I went out earlier.

I came home and put on my toe socks and burrowed under some blankets because I thought I was going to freeze to death.
Alright, maybe I’m exaggerating, but only a little!