Never, never, never drive distracted!

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On Tuesday morning, on my way to work, I was in a car wreck.

Thank God I’m okay (I have no injuries at all), but my car is totaled.

Here’s how it happened.

We’ve had a lot of rain, and I like to take the long way to work, which is a pretty drive because the road meanders along the side of the river.   Because we’ve had so much rain, the river is very high, almost at the same level as the road.  If it got much higher, they’d probably have to close the road.

So I was staring at the water to my left instead of the road, and the next thing I knew I was veering off the road heading straight toward a ditch on my right side.   I frantically tried to correct myself, turning the steering wheel back toward the road, but it was too late, because I was already in the ditch.  The ditch wasn’t very deep, but it was filled with large rocks.  I couldn’t stop where I was and the car bumped over the rocks and I heard loud grinding noises beneath me as the car scraped over the rocks, and finally came to a stop in about six inches of sticky mud.

I was pretty shaken up, but I wasn’t hurt at all and the inside of the car looked fine and was still running.  I opened the door and got out on shaking legs to survey any damage to the body.   Other than part of the right passenger side bumper having been peeled off, the car looked intact.  Even the tires looked okay (other than the front two being partly submerged in mud).

Two pickup trucks containing about eight Mexican guys got out and within minutes had my car freed.  I thanked them for their kindness and then got back in the car, thinking I might be able to make it to work after all.  I managed to get it back on the road and drove about 500 feet, but the car wasn’t handling right and the steering wasn’t working right either.  I also heard grinding noises when I tried to shift gears.  I put it back in Park but it was hard to do.  The stick wasn’t moving right either.   I tried to start it again, but this time it wouldn’t move at all, either forwards or backwards.  It was as if it were stuck in Neutral.

I realized I wasn’t going to work that day.   I was an emotional wreck, not really thinking straight.   After calling the insurance company and getting a claim number, I called work and told them I would be out for about three days.   Since there was no police involvement, I realized I would be having to do a lot of the legwork on my own:  getting the car towed, arranging for a rental (my insurance covers rentals), and all the rest.   I told them I’d be back on Friday.

I had the car taken to a transmission place since that’s what seemed to be wrong with it.  The guys there said that it looked like when I went over the big rocks in the ditch, I basically tore up the axle.   They also said that based on the age (’99 Toyota Corolla) and high miles on the car, they doubted my insurance company would cover repairs and would just total it out.  The adjuster hasn’t seen the car yet, but pretty much confirmed what they told me.

I was able to get a great rental: a 2018 KIA Soul.  I want to buy it but I’m almost sure I wouldn’t be able to afford the payments.   But I can enjoy it for now until I get my insurance money.   Then I’ll be facing the stress of having to find another cheap car and all that goes with that.   I won’t worry about that yet though.   I’m just glad I’m alive and not hurt.

I feel like this was a lesson learned the hard way.  NEVER DRIVE DISTRACTED!  And please NEVER text and drive.

I definitely will be more careful in the future.  It could have been worse.

 

Anyone need a totaled Honda Accord?

Some of you may remember my daughter’s car accident back in October. She was fine (thank goodness), but sadly, her car was not.

Today she posted this “ad” on the Facebook page NC Vehicles, which is a serious page for people trying to sell or buy vehicles.

The Ad:
Very nice 2002 Honda Accord for sale! 137k miles automatic, 4 door, power windows and locks, slight body damage but easily repairable with a little duct tape and super glue! Will take $6800 obo or will trade for a boat. For another $25 I will throw in a magnet from Joes Crab Shack I found on the floorboard when I bought it. This is a great deal, people!

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She posted this photo of the totaled car.

Here are some of the comments. Her replies are in bold.

Is that the tire under the door ?

It will buff out

Yes, that would be the tire underneath the door. It has minor body damage as you can see, but nothing that can’t be fixed.

Yeah it can be fixed upon a closer look lol

Yeah I got into a very minor accident which caused the airbags to deploy as well but without them you don’t need to worry about them not deploying next time, which is definitely a plus.

So do we have a deal Jerry? You’ll be missing out!!!

What engine is in this one?

Thanks but ill have to pass on this great deal im all out of duct tape and glue lol

I don’t know that much about cars but it does have a big hunk of metal under the hood which appears to make it run…so I assume that’s the engine…but it is a v6. I do know that much.

Damn well I’m sure it’ll go fast thank you for your interest tho!

Airbag came out its totaled ill give you a dollar for it u can keep your magnet

I can’t go lower than $6799.99…but that’s a great deal lower than the original $6800 I must say. And the magnet is so cool! You can put it on your refrigerator and I’m sure it’s got a story behind it. Maybe it was bought on a vacation. And has traveled a great distance.

Come on guys fixed it really would be a nice car

Yes it’s a hell of a deal! Won’t find nothin better I swear!

The car is totaled its not worth anything but for the motor or transmission

Lol at the people who don’t get it

Right? Like wow. Obviously it’s a joke.

Lol i like the magnet

But back to business! $6799.95 is the absolute lowest I will go and will even throw in the magnet for free! How fun! The front door does not close anymore due to the front end damage but you can just take it off and it’ll kinda be like an off roading adventure!

I am only selling this valuable Honda because the horn will not stop blaring since the accident and my neighbors have threatened to shoot it. I have considered finding the wire and unplugging it but then I remember the times I forgot where I’ve parked my car and what a nuisance it was so I like to know where it is at all times.

If you consider coming by to look at it, I would wear a beekeepers outfit only because there is now a wasp nest under the front passanger seat. You can have them for free as well.

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The Accord is not available for sale. At least she’s laughing about it now.
I told her she should start her own humor blog.