Putting stupidity in perspective.



The same goes for “health savings accounts” which is Trump’s lame “replacement” for Obamacare.

My supervisor is going to laugh so hard.


My supervisor should have a huge laugh waiting for her in the morning.

I was so tired when I got home from work I crashed on my bed and fell asleep until I woke up and looked at the clock and saw it was 7:52.

In my half-somnambulent fog, I looked out the window and saw it was light out but not too light, and automatically assumed it was 7:52 in the morning. I panicked because I have to be at work at 8 AM.

So what did this idiot do? This idiot called work and left a message that said I would be running late.

It wasn’t until I got off the phone I remembered I still had all my clothes on and never had dinner. Slowly, it dawned on this idiot it was evening, not morning, and I didn’t have to be anywhere!

I called work back and left another message admitting my mistake. I know my supervisor will have a good laugh when she gets my messages, which is probably good because she’s always such a grumpy b*tch in the morning.
She should give me the day off for that. 😀