My search terms: second edition

wtfguy

I love reading my search terms. Among the predictable and dull, there are always some hilarious ones there too. Here are my latest (from the past 7 days). I’ve highlighted the ones that made me spew various beverages out of my nose. (My comments, if I included any, are highlighted in parentheses.)

2014-12-25 to Today
Search Views

thanks 3
narcissistic abuse comment 3
https://otterlover58.wordpress.com/2014/12/10/narcissism-is-a-family-disease/ 3
narcissists hate happy people 2
can narcissists also be autistic 2 (Interesting–this may be worth looking into and writing about)
malignant narcissism vaknin 2
parents hate furries 2
500 pound peep 2
thanxx 1
raised by narcissists 1
psychopathic stare & smirk 1
hsp and narcissist 1
narcissistic supply mother 1
famous people with npd 1
sam vaknin say jesus is narcissist 1
why people with personality disorders ruin the holidays 1
2014 pop song: im narcissistic and 1
psychopaths hate intamacy 1
merrimints candy 1
what do psycos hate 1
sam vaknin liar 1
did sam vankin say he’s a narcissist? 1
what causes a child that is very intelligent to become stupid in adulthood 1
beth psychopath 1
npd mother so i reject my beauty 1 (Interesting)
how to change my origin email 1
somatic narcissism and relationships 1
is joel osteen narcissistic 1
jodi arias 1
millennials are narcissistic 1
sam vaknin narcissist dog 1 (Ermmm…thinking of keeping Sam as a pet? You might want to check with his wife about that first)
the psychopathic stare celebrities 1
narcissists are in hell 1
vain and narcissistic hip hop music 1 (I think pretty much all of it is?)
narcissist mother blog december 2014 1
avoidant scapegoat 1
my “toad” dad and my narcissistic mom 1 (Is that what happened when she kissed him?)
stupid narcissist bitch 1
konversation narcissist 1
sam vatkin traits 1
why are psychopaths so good to their pets 1 (Ummmm…see this: https://otterlover58.wordpress.com/2014/11/16/psychopaths-and-pets/)
jesus 1
i hate cream cheese 1
dad pimps daughter 1
nipping narcissistic behavior 1 (maybe this is the same person mistaking Sam Vaknin for a dog).
narcissist and the occult 1
narcissists golden child and theft of money 1
Unknown search terms 149

This search term had me spewing coffee out my nose

narccake

dealing with narcissistic cake decorator coworker

I don’t know quite why this one sent me into fits of uncontrollable laughter, but it just did.

My search terms

Here’s the list of the search terms that appear in my stats over the entire time this blog has been in existence. I thought it was sort of entertaining.

2014-08-25 to Today
Search Views

abusive narcissistic psychopath 7
lucky otter haven 6
why i love halloween 3
is he has mild narcissist 2
avoidant personality tornado dream 2
my psychopath mom didn’t want me to laugh 2
childhood back stories of psychopaths 2
can narcissism personality disorder be treated 2
albert einstein personality disorder 2
sarah mclachlan narcissist 2
https://otterlover58.wordpress.com/2014/09/20/my-son-is-furry-got-a-problem-with-that/ 2
sarah mclachlan sucks 2
new insights on narcissism 2
no need to live trolls 2
merrimints recipe 2
are psychopaths born or raised 2
is christianity true 2014 2
different styles to renovate a plain long rancher 2
how to program a flying monkey by a narcissist 2
psychopathic abuse and ptsd 2
malignant narcissistic mothers murder people 2
ted bundy autism 2
arrogant self-centred homosexual “aspergers” drug abuse 1
in the movie we need to talk about kevin what was wrong with kevin to why he had to wear diapers until he was 9 years old 1
greek god narcism 1
12 step program 1
narcissistic abusive autism moms 1
psychopath sleeping on couch 1
narcissists hopeless 1
prairie houses in 2014 1
narcissists in 12 step program 1
leaving an abusive relationship quotes 1
how can aspie work with narcissist 1
avoidant personality disorder laundromat 1
furries popular 1
high pitch roof design split level 1
narcissistic ex husband using religion as a scapegoat 1
conversation with a narcissist 1
sayings about narcissists 1
ptsd from psychopathic mother 1
where is beth thomas today children husband 1
alcoholism and narcissistic personality disorder 1
scott m. peck meyers-brigg 1
narcissists in aa program 1
beth thomas child of rage today 1
raised by narcissist 1
son is a furry 1
npd autism 1
narcissists and holidays 1
how to have a conversation with a narcissist 1
why the narcissist uses you 1
narcissits in aa program 1
narcassists agenda 1
funny essays on hating winter 1
narcissists only care about appearancess 1
narcissism scapegoat 1
what happened to beth the psychopath girl 1
sycophants and bullies 1
imaginary friend and attracting narcissism 1
ordinary people conrad scapegoat 1
narcissists ed blog 1
briggs pants 1
animal love stories 1
house-of-mirrors narcissist meme 1
cream cheese alternatives 1
customers don’t tip 1
cream cheese icing 1
charles manson antisocial personality 1
hsp narcissist 1
my son’s a furry 1
narcissistic blyying troll 1
jokes about psychopathic businessmen 1
eyes are the soul of the alcoholic 1
mommie dearest 1
raised by narcissists 1
merrimints sugar mints 1
borderline personality disorder victims 1
how to deal with a narcissist husband 1
songs about narcissists 1
i trust u more than myself 1
psychopaths and love 1
psychopathic gaze 1
famous people once on public assistance 1
delson mint cream dark chocolate 1
how to survive holidays with avoidant personality disorder 1
is npd part of autism 1
Unknown search terms 459

What are your funniest search terms on your blog?