First, a disclaimer: Due to a complaint I received from another blogger (who does not suffer from NPD) that these jokes could be insulting to people who suffer from Narcissistic Personality Disorder, I need to clarify my intention here. My intention is NOT to insult those with NPD or other mental disorders. But because this is a blog for victims of narcissistic abuse and not for people with NPD, and many victims are still embroiled with their narcs and find dealing with them very scary or intimidating, humor about a thing can sometimes make that thing seem less dangerous. It’s easier to deal with something dangerous or intimidating when we can laugh at it. That is the intention and the only intention of this page: to give the narcissists in our lives a little less power over us which happens when we can laugh at the things they do. Humor is a tool that can empower us.
Now that that’s out of the way, let’s have some fun.
Contributed by Pam:
There are two letter “i”s in the word “Narcissist”, and they both freaking hate each other!
A riddle contributed by Sinderella:
Q. What’s the difference between a cerebral vs. somatic narcissist?
A. One deserves to get punched in the head and the other deserves to get kicked in the balls.
Oh sweet Jesus, there seem to be at least a million narcissist memes on Google. I just gotta stop here mmkay?
More funny stuff about narcissists:
The 12 Steps of Narcissists Anonymous
Strictly for the lulz.
Fleas or Narcs?
I’m not sure which one is worse!
Ten Great Things About Narcissists!
Yes, it’s true! 😉
The Narcautism Spectrum! (via Don Depresso)
Aspergers and Narcissism: they go together, like rama lamma lamma ka dinga da dinga dong.
“Have You Bonded With Your Narcissist Today?” (Instagram)
Wouldn’t it be nice if they were all required to wear a button warning you they have NPD?
New Books for Psychopathic Business Leaders! (from MAD)
I also found a great page at Newsvine filled with jokes about narcs. Is it politically correct to joke about narcs? Who cares? They deserve to be laughed at. https://otterlover58.wordpress.com/2014/12/28/lets-laugh-at-the-narcs/
Not strictly about narcissists:
What Sign is Your Personality Disorder?