boring search terms | Lucky Otters Haven

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I don’t have good ideas every day for new posts. During the first year I had this blog, when I couldn’t think of anything to write about, I could always consult my search terms page and post the funny ones. Sometimes I even got ideas for new blog posts from a search term. Some of you may remember these posts. They always got a lot of laughs, mostly from yours truly.

But for awhile now, my search terms have been about as interesting as watching paint dry. I don’t think I’ve just grown bored with my search terms; I think my search terms really are that boring. So I can’t use them for ideas or humorous posts making fun of them. I wonder why my search terms are so dull these days.

I just read a short post by another blogger who wrote that in her search terms, she found her full (real) name followed by “bad parent.”

That’s pretty alarming and would suggest this blogger may be being stalked by someone she knows. I’ve been lucky that way I guess, but I remember a few months ago, I did see a search term that said “Lucky Otter is an idiot and a psychopath.” That made me sort of cringe a little inside. I hate it when people hate me. I have no idea who used a search term like that, nor do I want to know. Probably someone I pissed off in a blog post. Who cares? Much more creepy than that was the time I found this in my list of terms: “I want to f*** Lauren Bennett.” (That isn’t even my real name). This was followed by a few more words describing doing something that was even more unmentionable on a blog like this one. I bet I’m twice the age of whatever sociopathic basement dweller searched for this blog that way.

Most of my search terms are pretty boring. So boring that I stopped making posts listing the “funny” search terms because there really aren’t any funny ones. They’re all about as interesting as staring at a beige cinder block wall.