Yesterday a new follower (Bluebird of Bitterness–gotta love that handle) linked me to a post they wrote (I *think* Bluebird is male, but not 100% sure–forgive me, Bluebird) about the spam they get. And it got me thinking.

I never really looked closely at my spam–I’d just scan it quickly to tell if it was spam (because very occasionally Akismet–an awesome spam blocking service every blogger should use–messes up and puts legitimate comments in my spam folder, which is why I won’t have it automatically deleted), then once I determined it was really spam, I’d just press “delete permanently” without a second thought. But Bluebird’s article pointed out how hilarious some spam can be–it looks like I’ve been missing out on some great random entertainment.

So today, before I say bye bye to my spam, I’d like to share a few of these “comments” that sound like they’ve been translated, telephone-game style, about 15 times until they finally appeared in their garbled, nonsensical English incarnation and made it into my spam folder.

So, without further ado, here are my funniest spam comments today.

1. Today, while I was at work, my sister stole my apple ipad and tested to see if it can survive a 30 foot drop, just so she can be a youtube sensation. My apple ipad is now destroyed and she has 83 views. I know this is completely off topic but I had to share it with someone!

2. I want to share my testimony on how i was able to get back my husband around September this year with the help of Dr Ekaka. My husband left me for over 3years and went on with another lady and i was unable to move on with my life because of the love i have for him last month i saw a testimony on the internet on how Dr Ekaka help someone with love spell so i never believe it but just have to try my faith which i did and i contacted him on his email: [email removed] and he told me what i need to do and after 2days i received a call from my husband asking me to come back to him it was all like a dream to me i am so happy now as we are back together again thanks to Dr Ekaka and i will advice anyone in need of help to contact him.

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9. Antony said he ordered the Central Bureau of Investigation, India’s main national law enforcement body, to examine all aspects of the helicopter deal.