Cauliflower. No thank you. I can’t eat a vegetable that’s just wrong on every level. A vegetable should not be snow white and look like a cancerous tumor and smell like garbage. I don’t know why cauliflower is so popular. It doesn’t even taste like anything. It’s horrible. Give me Brussels sprouts instead. Everyone else seems to hate them (I saw the referred to once as “little balls of Hell”) but not me. Even as a kid, I’d gobble them up as if they were cookies. Smothered in butter, they’re yum. They’re also cute as f*ck.