I was cleaning out my hall closet under the stairs today (it was a disaster, believe me) and had a brilliant idea. My narcissistic roommate has, as usual, been annoying me all day, following me around like a needy puppy and asking her usual nosy questions. (For what it’s worth, things have gotten better. She’s actually trying to respect my boundaries and with my daughter out of the picture–she didn’t like her–things have been a bit more peaceful).
View of the acceptably organized closet after I bagged up stuff to throw away or give to Goodwill:
The second photo leads us into the way I plan to have some fun with Roomie later. While I was tossing things into black garbage bags for Goodwill, I found this hairy spider from a couple of Halloweens ago. His wire legs bend into all different positions. I know my roommate goes in this closet a lot (even though there is nothing of hers in here anymore–maybe she goes in there to change her masks) so I decided to give old Spidey a perch on the wooden clothes dowel.
DEARGODINHEAVENWHATHEFCKISTHATTHING?!?!?!?!
I can’t wait to see how she reacts when she finds Spidey there waving at her.
Maybe…just maybe I’ll even act all innocent and sweetly smile and say,
I have no idea what you’re talking about. You MUST be imagining things. Perhaps you need to see a psychiatrist?
I’m terrible.
This should go well.
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I’ll let you know π
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Did you find Harry Potter living in there? π
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Not Harry Potter himself, just a few of the books. Sorry to disappoint!
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You never know. He does have a thing for living in closets under the stairs… π
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It’s not that mean at all π
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Look what I just added to the end of the post! *rubs hands together and snickers*
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Hahaha okay….now that’s a little mean π
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Yeah it is, I probably won’t do that part of it, but the idea of it made me laugh so I had to add it to the post.
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Film it. Send it to America’s Funniest Home Videos. Make some $$$, move out and get your own place. Boom!
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Hah! I’ll probably just film it upload to Youtube if I get a good reaction LOL!
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Yep, sounds pretty good. I would do it.
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Reblogged this on galesmind and commented:
Wicked but it wouldn’t bother her if she wasn’t nosing in there would it? Heh heh heh
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I like this. Does that mean I’m terrible, too?
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Alaina ,
No. It means you’re wonderful too.
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YES! I mean no. π
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Lol
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luckyotter,
No you’re not terrible. You’re wonderful!!!
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Gaslight that narc!
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