Search terms roundup #8: my weirdest and funniest search terms for May

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I decided to do something a little different. Instead of just posting search terms for one week and include all the boring ones, here I’m just going to list the search terms from the past month that are the weirdest, most interesting or the funniest. So here they are!

2015-05-01 to Today

what personality disorder arrives after being raised by a narcissistic father It could be almost all of them but did one knock at your door?
can npd be cured by faith 3 Maybe.
help@shopbonanza 2 You’re obviously on the wrong site.
nsrcissist + vaknin – ant 2 Is this some kind of equation? What are you trying to find out?
how psychopaths dogs 2
is phychopath has cat 2
doesmentalillnessexcuseabuse? 2 It might be easier to find what you want if you used spaces between words.
do narcs make you fat 2 Hmmm, interesting. Personally I’d rather get fat on cake or ice cream, which tastes better.
narcissist “you’re too sensitive” 2 The narcissist? Or is that what the narcissist is calling you?
narcissist posing as an indigo 1 Wow…I should write about that.
positif thinking 1
how to have a conversation with a narcissist 1 Forget it. It will be a monologue.
i’m stupid, mad, selfish shemless so plz alone me 1 Plz alone me? I know what you mean though.
narcissist and bowel problems 1 LOL!
meth and narcissim 1 I like the idea of a narc without teeth.
almost there 1 Where?
narcissist masturbation 1 ooookayyyyy…
cats are psychopaths 1 They are?
a nasassistic daughtet in law turned my son that way 1 That really sucks, but you mangled “narcissist.” That’s okay though, they deserve mangling.
narcacism.is sexy 1 Snort.
my psychotherapy is a narcissistic dick 1 I like your honesty. Send that therapist packing and get a new one.
daughters of narcisstic mothers dsughtets cutting tsttoos 1
do you have a learning disability or narcissism 1 I think narcissism is an inability to learn empathy so in that sense it could be a learning disability.
good hsps can overpower evil hsps 1
mithrrs fay card narcissidtic no contsct mother 1 Are you drunk?
son sent impersonal mothers day card 1
avoidant personality disorder songs 1 “He’s So Shy” is the one that comes off the top of my head. I’m sure there are others.
snob vs narcissist 1 Confusing, isn’t it?
can your husband be a somatic narcissist what is younger and then as he becomes older becomes rebo purchases 1 What?
toxic danny rage 1 That sounds like a good band name.
my cocaine addict ex boyfriend went into a rage2 months ago and i havent talked to him since and i miss him 1 Sorry but you’re probably better off.
shifts between being vulnerable and a narcissist 1 Sounds like a possible borderline.
political correctness personality disorder 1 If there was one, it would be NPD. Narcissists are obsessed with political correctness.
narcs around the house 1 That made me laugh for some reason.
hot or not narcissistic 1 Not hot.
so my cerebral narc was never sexually attracted to me? 1 Probably not but it’s nothing personal.
under the door damage on my honda accord is it totalled 1 Someone actually Googled my daughter’s car wreck?
haters quotes you can write on cars 1 You should be able to find plenty of them on Google image. I wouldn’t advise writing them on cars though.
sexy male smart face teenage body builders in bath room 1 How did you find this site?
why does my mom think being a furry is a phase 1 My son’s grandfather thinks the same thing.
all are hurting me 1
diabolical machinations of person with npd 1 I like the poetic way you put that.
im a mean narcissist 1 Go away.
bereavement of humourous insect character 1
the narcissist’s front yard is immaculate but their backyard is a mess 1 I wrote about this search term already; thanks for giving me the idea.
if u r feeling guilty, i m ok with that image 1
paul meier riding on coat tails of paul maier 1
invading the narcs boundaries 1 Watch them fly into a rage.

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  3. Omg!! Narcs are obsessed with political correctiveness. I was told, do not say crippled. Do not say handicapped. Do not say disabled. Then I said,..well I feel sorry for these people. I was told, don’t feel sorry for them, because they don’t want pitty.

    If I’m in am ever in a position of serious hardship, I do want people to feel for me, because I will need lots of help.

    And as far as the Narc getting you fat? Mine made me skinny. I was so sick to my stomach that I couldn’t eat. He warned me, “don’t lose weight, because I like a woman with meat on her.” I was actually wondering if this was gaslighting?

    I remember waiting for him to get off the airplane, the very first time he arrived. I was so high off the adrenaline rush he gave me. I glowed like a 60 watt lightbulb, and U looked nice and thin in my little pin stripped suit. The women and men around kept smiling at me, because they knew I was radiant. I did look my best, without even trying. But I look good when I get skinny from stress.

    Then there he was, and his face dropped. Strangely, I think I looked too radiant and that disappointed him. I think he wanted me to look like a weathered rag. I believe I intimidated him.

    I remember, that he wasnt very competent at silly things like finding his luggage, which was coming off the conveyor belt right in front if his eyes. He also critized my driving and was annoyed that I used navigator to drive around Newark. I asked him if he wanted to take the wheel and drive, sense after all, he was from New York. He said, no. And he got really antzy. He could not stand being in a car for more than 10 minutes. He didn’t have patience for a 35 minute car commute from the airport to where I reside.

    He was a real pain in the ass.

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    • Oh…and I was told do not say kid. Kid us the word used to describe a goat. Say, child. I was told not to say right or left. If I’d say it he would flip his head to the right…to the left. If you went to hold his hand he went crazy.

      Another thing he did was…when I questioned him for constantly texting other people while I was with him,…he went into this native Indian Shaman mode. He said, “I dont do this for people for free, but I’ll do it for you.” So he tapped his fingers all over the breakfast table and he said, “it looks like you’ll be just fine.” As trauma bonded as I was, I just started cracking up laughing. I couldn’t help it. It was really crazy.

      If you question anything with him. Its your fault. Your insecure. And you get a 2 hour patronizing lecture, and now you have to go off and meditate for an hour.

      Now you understand why meditation gives me the jeeper… creepers…

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      • PC-ness is one way they can control you and keep you walking on eggshells. They don’t care that you might hurt the feelings of a “child” or “physically challenged” or a “cognitively challenged” or whatever. They do this to keep you afraid you might say the wrong thing, and that makes you self conscious and that way they can control you.

        What was his problem with “right” and “left”? The politcial connotations? That’s stupid.

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        • I still have weird speech Stockholm syndrome from him. When someone says kid, I think of a goat, and I always say children out of habit.

          Right…left was a part of the Santos Bonucci cult stuff. They believe Certain words can’t be used because they believe that we are slaves that have been dumbed down through the English language. They are really into the English crown thing.

          I noticed whenever I tried to make a valid point or express myself, I’d be cut off and he’d go into the language thing.

          He’d say right refers to a signal or turning to the right, as left means turning your head to the left.

          He’d say…if you like what I say I’m right?? And if you think I’m wrong am I left??

          Could you imagine listening to this for months and months. My friend Lisa,.. Who did have a bachelors in psychology… The controlling friend did Skype him once, and she said there is something off about him. She said he kept going into circles about the same stuff. She said he made no sense. She said if you can’t talk then how are you going to communicate with him.

          She said he didn’t seem like a Narcissist, but there was definitely something wrong with him. His ex wife said her therapist gave him a diagnosis to be a Malignant Narcissist who was somewhat a Psychopath.

          Lisa only spoke to him for an hour, and she said as soon as he saw her…he backed up. She said he got very shy at first. She felt he did not want to talk to her, but it took a little while for him to warm up to her. I did notice he was shy at first with her. He was never shy with me.

          I felt he had mood shifts. He was either arrogant with high self esteem,..awkward and low self esteem and sometimes he did act like a normal man.

          His personality constantly shifts.

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          • Mood swings and personality shifts can happen in a narcissist. In fact it’s common. Sam V. says some narcs can act pretty damn near psychotic because they dissociate and aren’t really in touch with reality a lot of the time. They can talk pretty crazy. My ex sure did, but then with him I never was sure if it was real or an act.

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    • With my MN mother, it was “have you gained weight”? She was obsessed with weight, both her own and mine, and everyone else’s. If you were a normal weight she considered that fat. I was 120 lbs, 5’4″ when I was in my late teens and early 20s, hardly fat by any stretch of the imagination, but she’s always criticize me if I wanted to have seconds or whatever, because of my “weight problem.” LOL!
      If I was any thinner I would have been anorexic. I rememebr pointing this out to her and she said nothing. Its a wonder i didn’t develop and eating disorder!

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      • You were my exact weight and height at 20. I was 120 at 5’4″. I always thought I was fat, even when I was skinny. My mother also has an obsession about weight. I’ll walk into a room and start telling her about something serious,…like something that is important to me. Like I won the Eleanor Roosevelts award, or I did this for NOW, or I wrote this song.

        She will look me up and down and say,..were did you get that dress? Did you gain weight. She will completely ignore what I said. She stopped doing that because I flip out when it happens.

        The guy I knew is the same. In the recent correspondence I sent him that I told you about, he ignored the almost all the stuff I said about music. Except he said, “so you got a new guy and your in a band, what’s your point?”

        Doesn’t that sound like the reaction of a 7 year old? I sent him the lyrics I wrote to a song to test the jealousy. The lyrics are good. He ignored them completely.

        I think his pathological envy was so elevated,.. that he said Goodbye in hope it would ruffle my feathers. I did not.

        I think our moms both have that weird obsession about the weight. Also the guy I knew didn’t want me to eat desert when we were out. He initially told me he liked weight on me, and then he flipped the switch and didn’t want me to eat and get fat.

        Now who’s into crazy making??

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