Fun with spam #7

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We bloggers know that as annoying as spam can be, it can also be fun — like these five new gems I found in my spam folder today.   Most sound like they’ve been translated several times from some obscure language in a country no one’s ever heard of.

This is a good sampling of the types of spam I usually get.

The other day, while I was at work, my sister stole my apple ipad and tested to see if it can survive a thirty foot drop, just so she can be a youtube sensation. My apple ipad is now destroyed and she has 83 views. I know this is entirely off topic but I had to share it with someone!

Sorry about your apple ipad.

I loved as much as you will receive carried out right here. The sketch is attractive, your authored subject matter stylish. nonetheless, you command get got an nervousness over that you wish be delivering the following. unwell unquestionably come further formerly again as exactly the same nearly a lot often inside case you shield this increase.

Um, what?

Fortunately, there are so many games available out there are your options are merely unlimited. Nevertheless, make sure that you tend to be downloading it from the safe side that won’t give up the security of your computer and become very cautious about Trojans, infections and spyware.Sun Labs makes exceptional fake tanning products.In case you clear away each of the dust to the boots, dampen your exterior floor of the footwear a bit by using cold h2o. Those which have been riveted or welded to bring the parts together should only be handled by specialists.

Scratching my head over this one.

I love your blog, dude.  Good points, I will book mark for future reference.

Dude,  no one who’s an actual person says “I will book mark for future reference.” Also, no one says dude anymore.

My name is ____ and here is my testimony. I have been trying to join the Illuminati and it has been proving abortive. I have tried so many people all to no avail until one day someone I don’t even know sent me a number and all that I have been looking for lies in the hands of that number I was wondering then I tried calling the number that sent me the number but was not always reachable then I called low and behold from then my life has been a changed one for the best. My brothers and sisters I am now a living proof that the Great Illuminati exists. From the day I called that number my life has been a changed one. I was given instruction which I doubted followed because the once I have been seeing made me really want to lose hope in all of them but at the end I was initiated as a member in Illuminati Level 6, I was given the sum of $70 million and a house in the UK with cars. My Dear Brothers and Sisters you won’t believe in what I am saying right now. The Great Illuminati exists. If you want to confirm from me call me at ______.

Uh, no thanks.

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About luckyotter

This blog is my journal. I just choose to share it with the world instead of keeping everything inside my head. I'm a recovering Borderline and have also struggled with Avoidant Personality Disorder. I also have Complex PTSD due to having been the victim of narcissistic abuse for most of my life. I write mostly about narcissism, because I was the child of a narcissistic mother, and then married to a sociopathic malignant narcissist for 20 years. But there's a silver lining too. In some ways they taught me about myself. This blog is about all that. Not all my articles will be about NPD, BPD or other personality disorders or mental conditions. I pretty much write about whatever's on my mind at the moment. So there's something for everyone here. Blogging about stuff is crack for my soul. It's self therapy, and hopefully my insights and observations may help others too.
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13 Responses to Fun with spam #7

  1. u2hearts says:

    Dude this was funny…if like the word dude, is it really out???

    Liked by 1 person

  2. They really are bizarre. I’ve always wondered just what the fuck they achieve by doing that crap. I suddenly get 5-6 a day. I don’t get it. Delete, delete, delete.

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  3. WP-Spamshield keeps all the spam away. I used to get a bunch of spam every day even with Akismet. Some were false negatives, and the rest still had to be cleaned out of the spam folder. I haven’t seen any spam at all in months, but Spamshield tells me it’s been coming in. There’s a few minutes spared out of my day. I won’t be going back to Akismet at this rate. 🙂

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  4. Dude. I can’t believe you said “no thanks” to 70 million dollars.

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  5. Terrant says:

    Dude… it’s like as if the world is a psychedelic funny… is it me or do I have the munchies.

    To understand why the spam messages are phrased like they are, you need to understand how spam filters work on a high level. The more popular spam filters work using a bayesian filtering algorithm (it is based on some high level statistical analysis as such I don’t understand it myself). What it does associates certain words and phrases as spam. The purpose of those spam messages is to pollute the analysis such that future spam messages will make it past the filter.

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