My fucking coloring book.

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Check out the coloring book my daughter got me.Β  πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

This should be a great way to while away dull and gloomy January days AND defuse aggression at the same time! Β A good mindfulness tool, I might add.
I couldn’t stop laughing at the juxtaposition of the filthy sayings with their beautiful, intricate designs. Whoever thought this up was a genius!

Here are a few of the pages (there are 20). Β They aren’t actually pink — the lighting in the room when I took the pictures makes them appear pink.

I hope no one is offended. Β I couldn’t stop laughing.

eatshitΒ Β dickhead

assholeΒ Β dumbass

 

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17 thoughts on “My fucking coloring book.

  1. Help, help, I can’t breathe! XD That is so very crudely hilarious. You’d have to be careful who you brought it out in front of, but I think it’s awesome! Every time someone makes you mad, you just settle down with your coloring book and let all your resentment turn into creativity. Then, you email them a scan of the finished artwork! LOL.

    The designs are really cool, too; I love coloring, and super intricate designs like that. πŸ™‚

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    • Haha, I would love to send these to some of the people who made my life hell, but I wouldn’t want to waste all that work and pride in the pretty design on them, bwahahaha!
      I pretty much couldn’t breathe when I opened this too. I laughed so hard I was practically in tears.

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