My fucking coloring book.

fuckingcoloring

Check out the coloring book my daughter got me.Β  πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

This should be a great way to while away dull and gloomy January days AND defuse aggression at the same time! Β A good mindfulness tool, I might add.
I couldn’t stop laughing at the juxtaposition of the filthy sayings with their beautiful, intricate designs. Whoever thought this up was a genius!

Here are a few of the pages (there are 20). Β They aren’t actually pink — the lighting in the room when I took the pictures makes them appear pink.

I hope no one is offended. Β I couldn’t stop laughing.

eatshitΒ Β dickhead

assholeΒ Β dumbass

 

Advertisements

About luckyotter

This blog is my journal. I just choose to share it with the world instead of keeping everything inside my head. I'm a recovering Borderline and have also struggled with Avoidant Personality Disorder. I also have Complex PTSD due to having been the victim of narcissistic abuse for most of my life. I write mostly about narcissism, because I was the child of a narcissistic mother, and then married to a sociopathic malignant narcissist for 20 years. But there's a silver lining too. In some ways they taught me about myself. This blog is about all that. Not all my articles will be about NPD, BPD or other personality disorders or mental conditions. I pretty much write about whatever's on my mind at the moment. So there's something for everyone here. Blogging about stuff is crack for my soul. It's self therapy, and hopefully my insights and observations may help others too.
This entry was posted in Uncategorized and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

17 Responses to My fucking coloring book.

  1. I do not like the “f” word. But that is too funny. πŸ˜€

    Liked by 2 people

  2. cyranny says:

    Linda, from The Cabbage Patch Blog had introduced me to the concept a while back… And I absolutely LOVE it! I have to get myself one πŸ™‚

    Liked by 2 people

  3. Aura Gael says:

    I love to color and I’m gonna need to get this coloring book.
    I love the F word and I agree. The person who thought of this is genius.
    Merry Christmas Otter. πŸ™‚

    Liked by 2 people

  4. Jdub says:

    No offense whatsoever! This is lol funny. I wish I could find one πŸ˜‚

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Wolfgirl says:

    Help, help, I can’t breathe! πŸ˜„ That is so very crudely hilarious. You’d have to be careful who you brought it out in front of, but I think it’s awesome! Every time someone makes you mad, you just settle down with your coloring book and let all your resentment turn into creativity. Then, you email them a scan of the finished artwork! LOL.

    The designs are really cool, too; I love coloring, and super intricate designs like that. πŸ™‚

    Liked by 2 people

  6. Ah, one of those new-fangled adult coloring books….. πŸ˜‰ The last one makes me think of Red Foreman.

    Liked by 1 person

Comments are closed.