My fucking coloring book.

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Check out the coloring book my daughter got me.Β  πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

This should be a great way to while away dull and gloomy January days AND defuse aggression at the same time! Β A good mindfulness tool, I might add.
I couldn’t stop laughing at the juxtaposition of the filthy sayings with their beautiful, intricate designs. Whoever thought this up was a genius!

Here are a few of the pages (there are 20). Β They aren’t actually pink — the lighting in the room when I took the pictures makes them appear pink.

I hope no one is offended. Β I couldn’t stop laughing.

eatshitΒ Β dickhead

assholeΒ Β dumbass

 

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About luckyotter

Recovering from C-PTSD due to narcissistic abuse from childhood. I was married to a sociopathic narcissist for 20 years. Proud INFJ, Enneagram type 4w5. Animal lover, music lover, cat mom, unapologetic geek, fan of the absurd, progressive Christian, mom to 2 Millennials, mental illness stigma activist, passionate anti-Trumper. #RESISTANCE
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17 Responses to My fucking coloring book.

  1. I do not like the “f” word. But that is too funny. πŸ˜€

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  2. cyranny says:

    Linda, from The Cabbage Patch Blog had introduced me to the concept a while back… And I absolutely LOVE it! I have to get myself one πŸ™‚

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  3. Aura Gael says:

    I love to color and I’m gonna need to get this coloring book.
    I love the F word and I agree. The person who thought of this is genius.
    Merry Christmas Otter. πŸ™‚

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  4. Jdub says:

    No offense whatsoever! This is lol funny. I wish I could find one πŸ˜‚

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  5. Wolfgirl says:

    Help, help, I can’t breathe! XD That is so very crudely hilarious. You’d have to be careful who you brought it out in front of, but I think it’s awesome! Every time someone makes you mad, you just settle down with your coloring book and let all your resentment turn into creativity. Then, you email them a scan of the finished artwork! LOL.

    The designs are really cool, too; I love coloring, and super intricate designs like that. πŸ™‚

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  6. Ah, one of those new-fangled adult coloring books….. πŸ˜‰ The last one makes me think of Red Foreman.

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