My fucking coloring book.

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Check out the coloring book my daughter got me.Β  πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

This should be a great way to while away dull and gloomy January days AND defuse aggression at the same time! Β A good mindfulness tool, I might add.
I couldn’t stop laughing at the juxtaposition of the filthy sayings with their beautiful, intricate designs. Whoever thought this up was a genius!

Here are a few of the pages (there are 20). Β They aren’t actually pink — the lighting in the room when I took the pictures makes them appear pink.

I hope no one is offended. Β I couldn’t stop laughing.

eatshitΒ Β dickhead

assholeΒ Β dumbass

 

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About luckyotter

Recovering from BPD and C-PTSD due to narcissistic abuse from childhood. Married to a sociopath for 20 years. Proud INFJ, Enneagram type 4w5. Animal lover, music lover, cat mom, unapologetic geek, fan of the absurd, progressive Catholic, mom to 2, mental illness stigma activist, anti-Trumper. #RESISTANCE
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17 Responses to My fucking coloring book.

  1. I do not like the “f” word. But that is too funny. πŸ˜€

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  2. cyranny says:

    Linda, from The Cabbage Patch Blog had introduced me to the concept a while back… And I absolutely LOVE it! I have to get myself one πŸ™‚

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  3. Aura Gael says:

    I love to color and I’m gonna need to get this coloring book.
    I love the F word and I agree. The person who thought of this is genius.
    Merry Christmas Otter. πŸ™‚

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  4. Jdub says:

    No offense whatsoever! This is lol funny. I wish I could find one πŸ˜‚

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  5. Wolfgirl says:

    Help, help, I can’t breathe! XD That is so very crudely hilarious. You’d have to be careful who you brought it out in front of, but I think it’s awesome! Every time someone makes you mad, you just settle down with your coloring book and let all your resentment turn into creativity. Then, you email them a scan of the finished artwork! LOL.

    The designs are really cool, too; I love coloring, and super intricate designs like that. πŸ™‚

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  6. Ah, one of those new-fangled adult coloring books….. πŸ˜‰ The last one makes me think of Red Foreman.

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