My spam is usually pretty boring, but here are two bizarre spam comments I got today. Bluebird of Bitterness will be proud!
A second WARNING: Probabilities are, as soon as you enter Wendy, your Arousal Meter will fill completely and quickly release, therefore invoking a far too abbreviated end towards the challenge. You are going to earn five from the likely 10 Existence Factors and move on along with your Existence, but it’s a somewhat embarrassing strategy to end factors.
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Make contact with each of the women in your checklist at the least two months ahead of the event to determine what weekends they are 100 % free and what they like to do. It aids to get a checklist of concerns in front of you should you don’t know every guest personally, that’s sometimes the case with giant bridal events. The concerns are usually, ” What sports activities do you like to perform?” “Do you love board games?” “Are you interested in spa providers?”.
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Reblogged this on galesmind and commented:
I find it hysterical that most of this stuff makes no sense or is in a language I can’t even recognize.
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LOL most of it seems to be translated from Urdu or something.
It makes about as much sense as word salad.
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Just makes me curious as to what possesses these people. They particularly like my Christmas poem for some reason.
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They like my Narcissist Song posts and my early posts that describe my past experience with my narcs the best. They also like my first post about spam, “Spam.” No surprise there. 😉
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I haven’t had a spam comment… I have to admit, I kinda feel jipped.
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If your blog is new, you won’t get much at first, eventually you will
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Reblogged this on Marilyn Munrow and commented:
Love this sugar.
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Oh gods I hate Spam (both internet and food) Disgusting! LOL
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The “edible” spam is worse. Blargh. :p
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I read somewhere that spammers use terrible grammer and very bad English on purpose, to weed out the intelligent people. They only want responders who will fall for anything.
Which is really sad when you think about it.
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It sure is! who could possibly take those messages seriously or understand them?
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